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A[lan] A[lexander] Milne
Christopher Milne explained how his father tactfully corrected his table maners. Once, when I was quite little, he came up to the nursery while I was having my lunch. And while he was talking I paused between mouthfuls, resting my hands on the table, knife and fork pointing upwards. "You oughtn't really to sit like that," he said, gently. "Why not?" I asked, surprised. "Well . . . ," he hunted around for a reason he could give. Because it's considered bad manners? Because you mustn't? Because . . . "Well," he said, looking in the direction that my fork was pointing, "suppose someboy suddenly fell through the ceiling. They might land on your fork and that would be very painful." "I see," I said, though I didn't really. Photo source: http://www.penguinputnam.com/yreaders/pooh/pooh3.htm
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