Jewish Proverb

“God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers.”

“Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.”

“Man thinks. God laughs.”

“Truth is the safest lie.”

“Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer.”

“A wise man hears one word and understands two.”