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Paw Prints TidBits for November November 11 is Veterans Day and we thank all retired and active-duty members of the Armed Services for their service. This month's anecdote relates an event involving George Washington during the Revolutionary War. The sidebar includes a joke to tickle your military funny-bone. We invite you to view a slideshow to honor U.S. veterans who have served in several wars over the years since our nation was founded. You may also want to visit our homepage for links to anecdotes about people who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. If you have any comments or suggestions, don't hesitate to contact us. Anecdote of the Month George Washington (1732-99)
B i o g r a p h i c a l . N o t e . . . U.S. general and statesman, first president of the United States (1789-97). As a young man Washington gained a high military reputation in the Seven Years' War (1756-63). While a member of Virginia's House of Burgesses (1759-74), he became an implacable enemy of British rule, and on the outbreak of war with Britain was appointed commander in chief of the American forces. Overcoming lack of equipment, discipline, and even food, Washington welded together his army through years of indecisive victories and costly defeats until he was able, with French aid, to force the surrender of Cornwallis at Yorktown (1781). He presided over the Constitutional Convention (1787) and was unanimously elected president of the Republic after the Constitution had been approved.
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Military Humor Military ComputerMilitary leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat? The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: YES. The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT? Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR. "We Honor Those Who Serve" Archives |
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