You need the mineral elements in ordinary drinking water. Absolutely pure water is not good for you.
To make plain water taste sweeter, eat a dill pickle chip before each glassful.
Nevada has the cleanest drinking water.
Did you know you can drink yourself to death on just plain water? That’s right. And within about four hours. That’s a lot faster than death from thirst, which rarely occurs within fewer than 36 hours.
Deer panic at the sniff of lion manure. Genetic memory, evidently. If you can find some for your garden, the deer won’t come near it.