Advice to Yankees Moving South

Yankee Alert!
  • If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating.
  • Remember: “Y’all” is singular. “All y’all” is plural. “All y’all’s” is plural possessive.
  • There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern accent, unless it is a southerner imitating a Boston accent.
  • Get used to hearing, “You ain’t from around here, are you?”
  • People walk slower here.
  • Don’t be worried that you don’t understand anyone. They don’t understand you either.