Are dogs allowed?

Hotel key

When a vacationer wrote to a hotel asking whether they permitted dogs in their rooms, the manager sent this warm reply:

Dear Sir,

I've been in the hotel business over thirty years. Never yet have I called the police to eject a disorderly dog during the small hours of the night. Never yet has a dog set the bedclothes afire from smoking a cigarette. I've never found a hotel towel or blanket in a dog's suitcase, nor whiskey rings on the bureau top from a dog's bottle.

Sure the dog's welcome.

The Manager

P.S. If he'll vouch for you, come along too.