Blonde Jokes

Dahling
Our blonde jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, most of these came from our friends who are blondes. So feel free to laugh out loud and share these with your own friends, whether they’re blondes, brunettes, or red heads...

Blonde Q&A

Q: Why did the blond bury her car engine?
A: The battery was dead.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said “concentrate.”

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.