Blonde Jokes

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Our blonde jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, most of these came from our friends who are blondes. So feel free to laugh out loud and share these with your own friends, whether they’re blondes, brunettes, or red heads...
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The Blonde & the Shepherd

A blonde is tired of all the “dumb blonde” jokes so she dyes her hair black. One day she’s driving in the countryside and she sees a flock of sheep with their shepherd. She stops and asks him “if I tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one?”

He says yes and she looks out and says “363.” “That’s right!” he says. “Go pick out your sheep.”

The blonde goes out into the field and picks one up and puts it in her car. Then the shepherd says, “I have a wager. If I tell you what your original hair color is, will you give me back my dog?”

  • That’s all, folks.