Blonde Jokes

Dahling
Our blonde jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, most of these came from our friends who are blondes. So feel free to laugh out loud and share these with your own friends, whether they’re blondes, brunettes, or red heads...
Dear Diary

Blonde Alert

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It’s been a year! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn’t call back. Bet he felt dumb!