Blonde Jokes

Dahling
Our blonde jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, most of these came from our friends who are blondes. So feel free to laugh out loud and share these with your own friends, whether they’re blondes, brunettes, or red heads...
Blonde Bowl stadium

Blonde Bowl

80,000 blondes meet at the Georgia Dome for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention.” Farrah Fawcett, the emcee says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

One blonde steps up. Farrah asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds, she says, “Eighteen.” Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

Farrah says, “Well, since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another chance.”

So she says, “What is 5 plus 5?”

After nearly 30 seconds, the blonde eventually says, “Ninety?”

Farrah sighs — everyone is crestfallen and the blonde starts crying. 80,000 girls start yelling: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

Farrah, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?”

The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says “Four.”

Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”