Blonde Jokes

Our blonde jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, most of these came from our friends who are blondes. So feel free to laugh out loud and share these with your own friends, whether they’re blondes, brunettes, or red heads...

Two Red Ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a skirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

“Oh, dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your other ear?”

“Well, the idiot called back!”