Blonde Jokes

NOTICE: The following jokes are not intended to offend anyone. In fact, some of our best friends are blondes! [See Bonnie to the left.]

Q: Why did the blond bury her car engine?
A: The battery was dead.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

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