Blonde Bowl

80,000 blondes meet at the Georgia Dome for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." Farrah Fawcett, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid.

Can I have a volunteer?"

One blonde steps up. Farrah asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds, she says, "Eighteen." Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

Farrah says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another chance."

So she says, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds, the blonde eventually says, "Ninety?"

Farrah sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the blonde starts crying. 80,000 girls start yelling: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

Farrah, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."

Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."