Two guys are driving along an outback road and then they drive into this small country town, driving past the local town hall they notice that there is a B&S (bachelor and spinster) ball on. Deciding that they’d like to go in and try their luck with the local ladies they parked their car a few blocks away and then had a look to see what they had in the way of formal clothes in their bags.
They both managed to find a pair of half decent black pants, black shoes, and a white shirt. There was a problem though as only one of the guys had brought a bow tie. Granted, it was a little beaten up, but it would still do. Not really having any other options they decided to try and get past the bouncers with one of the guys missing a bow tie. They went up to the door and immediately the bouncer stopped them and said: “Sorry, mate, you can’t go in... you need a bow tie,” and then told them to get lost.
They went back to the car and tried to find something that they could use as a bow tie. After much looking they decided to use a jumper lead for the car, wrapping it around the guy’s neck and making a bow out of it. They then proceeded back to the hall and approached the same bouncer. This time he said “Oh, I don’t know if can let you in dressed like that.”
The guy wearing the jumper lead as a bow tie said: “Come on, I am only in town for the night and we are just looking for a good time.”
So the bouncer said. “OK...I’ll let you in....just don’t START anything!”