Cat Lover’s Rules

Nighty-night

1  The cat is not allowed in the house.

2  OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3  OK, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

4  The cat may get on the old furniture only.

5  Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6  The cat may sleep on the bed, but not under the covers.

7  OK, the cat may sleep under the covers by invitation only.

8  Well, OK, the cat may sleep under the covers every night, and on the pillow.

9  Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the cat, only the cat may sleep on the pillow.