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The Nights of Chanukah

dreidelOn the first night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
A warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the second night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
2 matzah balls and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the third night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the fourth night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
4 pounds of corned beef,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the fifth night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
5 kosher dills,
4 pounds of corned beef,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the sixth night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
6 grandmas cooking,
5 kosher dills,
4 pounds of corned beef,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the seventh night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
7 rabbis dancing,
6 grandmas cooking,
5 kosher dills,
4 pounds of corned beef,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese...

On the eight night of Chanukah my true love gave to me,
8 fiddlers fiddling,
7 rabbis dancing,
6 grandmas cooking,
5 kosher dills,
4 pounds of corned beef,
3 golden latkes,
2 matzah balls,
And a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.


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