Christmas Q&A

Saint Nick

Some of these are old, some are new, but here’s a sleigh-full of Christmas questions and answers. Grab a cup of cocoa and a candy cane... Enjoy.

St. Nick
What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him.