Christmas Q&A

Saint Nick

Some of these are old, some are new, but here’s a sleigh-full of Christmas questions and answers. Grab a cup of cocoa and a candy cane... Enjoy.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?


What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?

Sandy Claus!