Christmas Riddles

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

A Holly Davidson.

What is claustrophobia?

Fear of Santa.

Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.

What is a computer’s favorite Christmas carol?

Array in a Manger.

How would you fire Santa?

Give him the sack...

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?

Toys will be toys.