Christmas Jokes and Riddles

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO L (Noel).

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin.

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

I'll have a boo Christmas without you!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad.

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