More Christmas Jokes and Riddles

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy Claws!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle.

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither. Candles always burn shorter!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf esteem.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.