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A Discouraging Word

Two cows were grazing alongside a highway when a milk truck went by. On the side of the truck were the words: "PASTEURIZED, HOMOGENIZED, STANDARDIZED, VITAMIN A ADDED." One cow turned to the other and said, "Makes a girl feel sort of inadequate, doesn't it?"


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