Cowboy Rules

Tex the cowboy
  1. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
  2. Don’t mess with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you.
  3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
  4. The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swaller.
  5. If you get to thinkin’ yore a person of some influence, try orderin’ some one else’s dog around.