Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear.
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal.
What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.