Dentist Jokes

tooth with funny glasses

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.


What do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear.

What was the dentist doing in Panama?

Looking for the Root Canal.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won’t hurt a byte.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back.

That’s all, folks!