Dentist Jokes

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth.

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear.

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal.

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back.