Types of Doctors (groan)

••• Podiatrist — As a student, he always aspired to get to the foot of the class. Podiatrists are not to be trusted ... they are generally heels and your arch enemy.

••• Dermatologist — This doctor builds his business from scratch.

••• Radiologist — Sometimes difficult to understand what he sees in people.

••• Tree Surgeon — A dangerous profession. Many tree surgeons have been know to fall out of their patients. Their bark is worse than their bite. Usually work out of a branch office.

••• Opthalmologist — A wonderful guy; a sight for sore eyes. Drinks too much and often makes a spectacle of himself.

••• Psychiatrist — A mind sweeper. A freudy cat.