How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagon Bug?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get an elephant out of the water?
How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the cheesecake.
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
- Open door.
- Insert elephant.
- Close door.
How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
The door won’t close.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
Because, if it was small, white, and smooth it would be an Aspirin.