Elephant Jokes

• How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagon Bug?
  Two in the front, two in the back.
• How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
  1. Open door.
  2. Insert elephant.
  3. Close door.
• How do you know there are TWO elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.
• How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the cheesecake.
• How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet.
• How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one.
• Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? Because, if it was small, white, and smooth it would be an Aspirin.