Emotional Extremes

A group of aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, “Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?”

“Sadness,” said the student.

“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”

“Elation.”

“And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?”

“I believe that would be giddyup,” Squiffy replied.