In Memoriam

Three friends had just attended the funeral of one of their co-workers and they were all touched by the ceremony. They began to speculate about their own funerals and the first one said: "When I die, I'd like people to look at me in the coffin and say 'Boy, he sure looks good for his age.' "

The second friend said, "I'd like them to look at me and say 'He was a really fine person and a truly good friend.' "

The third one said , "I'd like them to look at me and say 'Look! He's breathing!' "