Fractured Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

Part 1

  • Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
  • It’s Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
  • Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
  • Never Underestimate The Power Of... Termites.
  • You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?
  • Don’t Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.