Fractured Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

Part 2

  • No News Is... Impossible.
  • A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
  • You Can’t Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
  • If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You’ll... Stink In The Morning.
  • Love All, Trust... Me
  • The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.