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Fractured State Mottoes

A humorous twist on state mottoes.

Alabama

At Least We’re not Mississippi

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona

Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas

Litterasy Ain’t Everthang

California

As Seen on TV

Colorado

If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia

We Put the “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois

Gateway to Iowa

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We’re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine

Cheap Lobster

Maryland

A Thinking Man’s Delaware

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota

For Sale

Mississippi

Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina

Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota

Um... We’ve got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio

Don’t Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma

Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl, It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember the Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

The Educashun State

Texas

Se Hablo Ingles

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Yep

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington

Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family — Really!

Wisconsin

Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming

Wynot?