Two teenage boys were counterfeiting money. One friend said to the other, “Where can we spend these fake thirty-five-dollar bills?” His friend said, “Let’s take them to Charlie’s Liquor Store. He’s a dense old man.”
When they got to Charlie’s, they handed him one of the bogus bills and asked him, “Can you change a thirty-five-dollar bill?” He put it in his cash register and told them, “Not a problem.” Then he handed them a bunch of cash, and the boys’ eyes lit up.
When they got outside, they noticed that Charlie had given them five sevens.