Funny Signs

funny exit sign
funny exit sign
On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking area:

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On Maternity Room door:

“Push, Push, Push.”

On a Front Door:

“Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”

At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you are looking for, you have come to the right place.”

On a Scientist’s door:

“Gone Fission.”