Funny Signs

funny exit sign
On a Taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”

In a Podiatrist’s window:

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Butcher’s window:

“Let me meat your needs.”

On another Butcher’s window:

“Please to meat you.”

At a Used Car Lot:

“Second Hand cars in first crash condition.”

On a fence:

“Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”