How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

dog howling at lamp
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie:

Just one, and I’ll replace any wiring not up to code.

Dachshund:

I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:

I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler:

Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu:

Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab:

Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:

Let the Border collie do it; you can feed me while he’s busy.

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it?

Doberman Pinscher:

Hey, while it’s dark, I’m sleeping on the couch.

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:

I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:

It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?