Flight 101

Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow. Finally, the plane lands and screeches to a halt. R-R-R-t-t-t-t! The pilot turns to the co-pilot, and says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."

The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."