Thoughts About Money

"Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Till you make enough money
To do otherwise!" — Unknown

$ Money: The stuff you use when all your credit cards are maxed-out.

$ They say that money isn't everything, and that's true. Problem is — look how many things it is though.

$ They say money can't buy friends. It can, however, rent a few now and then.

$ They also say that money can't buy you true love either. It does however put ya in a good bargaining position.

$ As for money buying happiness, do you really think the guy with 250 million is any happier than a guy with only 200 million?

$ When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.