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Things I have learned from kids... (Part 1)

  • Be Prepared!A 6-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 40-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
  • If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
  • Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
  • A 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
  • If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing a superman cape.

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