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The Facts of Love—Part 11
[according to kids]

Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved

    "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"
    —Arnold, age 10
    "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"
    — Larry, age 8
    "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"
    —Eddie, age 6
    "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'"
    —Bob, age 9
    "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"
    —Will, age 7

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