Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant burglar that escaped from jail?
The headlines in the newspaper read “Small Medium at Large”
A lawyer charged a man $500 for given legal services. The client paid him in cash with five crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer was counting the money when he discovered that two bills had stuck together — he’d been overpaid by $100!
This posed an ethical dilemma for the lawyer: Was he obligated to share the extra $100 with his partner?