Loony Laws

Actual laws that have been enacted and put on the books in these United States.
  • In California, a housewife can go to jail if she does not cook her dustcloth after using it.
  • In Tennessee, you cannot drive a car while you are asleep.
  • In Wisconsin, if you are over 21, you are not required to divulge your age. Instead you can use the following code:
      A = 20’s
      B = 30’s
      C = 40’s
      D = none of the above
  • In Arkansas, it is illegal to blindfold cows on public highways.
  • In Ohio, fishing with explosives is against the law.
  • A 200-pound woman in Gurnee, Illinois, may not wear shorts while riding a horse.
  • In Joliet, Illinois, it is illegal to mispronounce the name “Joliet.”
  • There is a law in Dunn, North Carolina, outlawing snoring and disturbing one’s neighbors. The police can impose a 2- or 3-day jail sentence.
  • If you live or work in Natoma, Kansas, it is in violation of the law to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped suit.
  • That’s all, folks.