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Maintenance 101
An apartment building maintenance man was rousted out of
bed one cold night because one of the tenants needed more heat. The man
went to the apartment, sized up the situation, took out a rubber-headed
mallet, and with one WHACK started the heat flowing again through the radiator.
"How much do I owe you?" the tenant asked.
"$25," was the reply.
"What? $25 for one whack of your mallet?"
"No," said the maintenance man. "The whack
only cost fifty cents. Knowing WHERE to whack cost $24.50."
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