What do you get when you cross a pitbull with Lassie?
A dog who’ll bite your arm off and then run for help.
In-flight Safety Lectures
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...”
“We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if...