Mixed Bag

mixed bag
  • What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.
  • Tibetian housewife upon entering her smoke-filled kitchen: “Oh, my baking yak!”
  • Don’t trust abductees...they get carried away sometimes.
  • When kissing flowers, remember...tulips are better than one.
  • Two peanuts were walking in Central Park, one was assaulted.
  • If I hated my house and fell in love with my office building, would that be an edifice complex?
  • Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!
  • Why couldn’t the flower talk? Its problem stemmed from not having two lips!