Mixed Bag

• What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.
• Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
• Tibetian housewife upon entering her smoke-filled kitchen: "Oh, my baking yak!"
• Don't trust abductees...they get carried away sometimes.
• When kissing flowers, remember...tulips are better than one.
• Two peanuts were walking in Central Park, one was assaulted.
• If I hated my house and fell in love with my office building, would that be an edifice complex?
• Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!
• Why couldn't the flower talk? Its problem stemmed from not having two lips!