Things I Learned in Movies...
Part 1: Always Happens

• If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
• Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
• In the event of a car chase, there will be two men carrying a large pane of glass through the streets. Later, someone will drive through it.
• Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings from international terrorist organizations—even though the job will require them to shoot total strangers and will end in their own certain death as the helicopter explodes in a ball of flames.
• The person you trust most at work and reveal all the details of the life-threatening situation to is the one who is trying to kill you.
• If you think there is an intruder in your house, your cat will choose the precise moment to leap out at you from inside a cupboard.
• When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
• If there is a deranged killer on the loose this will also coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

Part 1: Always Happens | Part 2: Human Talent | Part 3: The Way Things Work | Part 4: Mysteries