Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank — proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
What is generally enjoyed over ice after choir rehearsal
In a choral relationship, usually the alto.
Special surgery for altos involving the implantation of falsettos.
Basses 3, Tenors 0.
What happens when someone takes your choir robe.
An alto who has been convicted.
Six parrots singing “Exultate Justi”
Music composed by the random selection of pitches and rhythms. Frequently found in the choir anthem.
When the director can’t get them to stop.
The highest male voice (some alteration required)