“Doctor, you must do something about my husband. He thinks he’s a refrigerator.”
“You’re telling me! He sleeps with his mouth open, and the light keeps me awake all night.”
What is generally enjoyed over ice after choir rehearsal
In a choral relationship, usually the alto.
Special surgery for altos involving the implantation of falsettos.
Basses 3, Tenors 0.
What happens when someone takes your choir robe.
An alto who has been convicted.
Six parrots singing “Exultate Justi”
Music composed by the random selection of pitches and rhythms. Frequently found in the choir anthem.
When the director can’t get them to stop.
The highest male voice (some alteration required)