• Seven days without puns makes one weak.
  • I know this guy who works at Sea World; but I don’t think it’s on porpoise...
  • Baroque: when you are out of Monet.
  • If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns!
  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  • I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
  • Aibohphobia: the fear of palindromes
  • Punsters deserve to be drawn and quoted.